joshpeck:

cockmcstuffins:

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

world heritage post

(via laughcentre)

victorian-sexstache:

tedkordisanasshole:

otakusapien:

vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world 

“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”

“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”

Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”

#‘i don’t care how many holy symbols were at the met gala anne hathaway was supposed to be there and i haven’t seen her in 250 years

i love how this post just casually drops the fact that anne hathaway too is an immortal

(via martyrwill)

fineillsignup:

liepard:

liepard:

its sad that people in real life don’t tend to have idle animations. i know i do. i love to wiggle and look around for no reason

You: Still as a gotdamn statue…
Me:

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me waiting at starbucks for my iced peppermint mocha

(via puffypantaloons)


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