bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
world heritage post
(via laughcentre)
Hey guys I'm gabby
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
world heritage post
(via laughcentre)
vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world
“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”
“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”
“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”
i love how this post just casually drops the fact that anne hathaway too is an immortal
(via martyrwill)
(via hotboyproblems)
(via hotboyproblems)
“sometimes its fun to just sit”
She’s so weird and we have the same personality I love it
the “I smell like beef” baby is growing up so fast and I love her
I love Ava so much
(via oknope)
I take back everything I said about this show
God I love Gumball.
😂
“Thas a man!” 💀
“THAS A MAN”😭
(via spongebobssquarepants)
Loooooooong
arrested for longitudinal crimes
dude has an entire dang lynx hanging from his hands like the world’s furriest slinky and there’s people just staring at their computers instead
(via toastbutteregg)
babyimastorm-deactivated2020020:
It really is.
This!!!!
I gotta keep my lotion, but everything else can go until it cools the fuck down.
(via efeminist)
What ingame fights look like before you figured out the controls.
Video by Maul Cosplay.
This is me… all the time.
I relate to this on so many levels as both a gamer and person.
the implication that gamers aren’t necessarily people haunts me
(via thecommonchick)
kids today are too fucking powerful.,, we merely adopted the internet, they were born in it
He just roasted every YouTuber in one take…
its sad that people in real life don’t tend to have idle animations. i know i do. i love to wiggle and look around for no reason
You: Still as a gotdamn statue…
Me:me waiting at starbucks for my iced peppermint mocha
(via puffypantaloons)